shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

shlumpers

The mixture of a dogs eye tears, stuff that comes out of its nose, and the stuff on his tongue. It can also be a nick name.

Shlumpers got all over me.

by Ł January 18, 2017

Sumper

Shortened phrase "side jumper". A skier or snowboarder who goes off the side of the take off to a feature (rail or other obejects). Consequently only getting 6-18 inches of air, and looking like a novice at best.

This sumper isnt doing anything cool.

by Sammy9mm January 28, 2017

stumper sneakaround

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls

Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.

by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018

butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

Stumpers

Group of Midgets

Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.

by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010

Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010