Shropshire

Contrary to other definitions on here, (who I suspect has never been in shropshire) It is a nice county, with lots of variation. (E.g. there is the rural areas, but there are lots of very built up areas).
And no, not everyone from Shropshire is a farmer. In fact, very few people are farmers here.
And also, people are clever here, not everyone is stupid. There are stupid people, but there are stupid people everywhere. And whats wrong with stupid people? THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
And I don't get what people mean about sports freaks.
And as for phone signal, I get THE BEST phone signal.

Baisically, you should move to Shropshire.

person 1: Hey
person 2: Where are you from?
1: Shropshire
2: Surely that makes you a farmer?
1: -_-
2: Surely that makes you a sport freak?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you're stupid?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you have no phone signal?
1: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SHROPSHIRE?
2: ...No.

by RappingIsMyReasonToLive March 8, 2011

shoosh

A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.

To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.

"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)

No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!

by DJF2 August 15, 2009

Shooshboosh

Something that sounds wrong but has no actual meaning behind it... So I'll make a couple up (feel free to add some more!)

1. Toilet

2. Imbecile

3. Soup

___________________________________________

1; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

2; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

3; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

X)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010

Shroomhead

A person who abuses the use of psychedelic shrooms. Will always take shrooms at any given opportunity and will brag about tripping while playing video games on social media sites like Twitter for attention.

George is such a shroomhead, he does psilocybine every month, then brags about his trips on social media.

by Tingle Likes Rupees May 18, 2016

shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.

"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore

by btownmt459 August 17, 2010

fur shoosh

The word originated in the college town of Chico, CA. Several white male suburban students were enjoying the refreshments of natty light keg beer when a man named rave wolf proclaimed "Fur Shoosh I'm looped" This word carries the same meaning as fa sho.

"We can make up words like snoop too, Fur Shoosh"

by Chad March 21, 2005

shooshi

shooshi is a combination of names for two people who are perfect together! shooshi literally translates to perfect because these two people can NOT get enough of each other and they’re always there for each other. there is no shoo w out the shi. and sometimes the shi thinks he’s not good enough for the shoo but in reality he’s more than enough and no one can top him. they understand one another like no two people have before. they’re literal soulmates and nothing can beat them. <3 <3 <3

if shooshi broke up the universe would implode😡

by anonymous September 26, 2020