"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet
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by BoeJundy November 2, 2013
Get the squirtin' like a country goose mug.When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017
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by spicyguyman November 6, 2017
Get the No Squirt September mug.by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013
Get the Squirt Towel mug.Bussy Squirt is when a man's Bussy sprays liquified shit, similarly to how a woman Squirts her vaginal fluids.
by Smollipop September 29, 2021
Get the Bussy Squirt mug.The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
by JumpyMantella August 22, 2017
Get the snow cone squirts mug.Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021
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