scotchka

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts scotch whiskey and vodka.

Lisa: It looks like you need a drink.

Johnny: Mmm. This is good.

Lisa: Damn straight it's a scotchka

by Scotchka_love September 3, 2009

Pork Scotch Shades

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.

Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Boiler Scotch

A scotch with a shot of scotch served inside a larger glass of scotch.

I had a bad day. Gimme a boiler scotch.

by Shoop Da Whooop August 17, 2009

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Shothodzo

Shothodzo is a South African name that defines a guy that cares about you more than himself. He will text you constantly and its cute because it makes you feel like someone is actually interested in you and your life. He gets uncomfortable talking about things that have hurt you in the past like family problems, past relationships, etc.. He likes to kiss you on the cheek when his mother isnt looking, and he definately is the cuddling type. You can lay with him on a couch for hours talking literally about nothing. You can never watch a movie with him because you end up kissing or talking the whole time! Hes a weird person. He likes to make jokes around his friends, but he will always come by you and spend time with you and your friends, but you can tell he gets bored. He has such a great smile. Great eyes too. Great everything. You will fall in love with Shothodzo . I promise you that. He enjoys the thrills of life. He loves motorcycles, dirt bikes, fast cars, etc. He loves to have fun and laugh.

Girl 1:"Shothodzo is so sweet and caring "
Girl 2:"He is also cute, he is not like other guys"
Girl 1:"I so wish he was single"
Girl 2:"Too bad he has a girlfriend "

by PublicHeartPoet May 26, 2020

Scotch Pancake

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.

Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.

by Hossmann July 8, 2011