shoompa loompa

a small penis
also called james,nick, kyle, daniel, madison

wow. look at that guys shoompa loompa

by goldentrio.5 November 21, 2011

shirmping

is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper

The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

Shompt

To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.

Conversation over AIM:
-Dude, u wanna go chill?
-Nah bro, im about to shompt
-Ah, good call.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.

1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills

by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016

spormph

noun: A mutated extra thumb protruding from just below your pinky

“aw man my newborn offspring has a big old spormph after that diddly darn gosh dang darn tootin chernobyl situation.”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

Shirmp

Southern for "shrimp"

Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!

by xeraphim August 26, 2019