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shonkles

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.
Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.
by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005
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shonky

A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily
That is a really shonky piece of construction.
He did that plastering shonkily.
by geejaygee December 23, 2004
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Shocko Taco

N. Variant of the Shocker in which the index, middle and pinky fingers are dipped in hot sauce
My girl loves the shocko taco, but she draws the line at mild.
by Victra March 3, 2009
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Shonkalay

A wild-card word used in place of swearing or for comic effect.
For example: Shut the shonkalay up! What the shonkalay are you talking about? I'm tired of this shonkalay.

Not solely for swearing: "Where'd I put that shonkalay. I put shonkalay on my cereal in the morning.
by Fresh Corn December 9, 2016
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shonky

The Australian Securities and Investment Commission advises, "See our information sheet INFO 26, 'Don’t get burned,' for tips on avoiding shonky operators and fly-by-night companies."
by recordlady April 5, 2010
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shonkinium

A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".

It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.

The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.

Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.

Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".

No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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