shlort

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.

"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."

by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008

sholl nuff

Its a slang country term for "sure is" or "sure will" or to respond in agreement with some one or a statement

Donna: That maybe why we clicked, because we understand each other.
Me: Sholl nuff

by theinspiration March 7, 2015

sholly

Intense infatuation -- the middleground between like and love.

"I sholly you!"

or simply

"Sholly!"

by xRosslin March 29, 2014

Shole Weat Bread

Carson is a fucking retard.

Whole Wheat Bread spelled incorrectly.

Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?

by king_Maria November 30, 2019

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

shlrasal

a piece of gunk or goo that got on your glasses lens while trying to clean them with a cloth.

I was trying to clean my glasses and got a shlrasal on it.

Dude, that shlrasal on your glasses is gross! Don’t use that cleaning cloth or you’ll just make it worse...

by bloomingblood December 1, 2019

Sholeh

Sholeh is a persian name for girls that means flame. And like a flame she is sooo warm and hot. She is also so kind. You are the happiest person in the world if you have a sholeh as your friend

Who is the queen of the world? Of course it’s sholeh

by Richest girl November 24, 2021