sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism

"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "

by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005

shneemerman

SO FU***ING funk... yeh deffffff

by emma August 18, 2003

Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes

Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.

by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005

The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003

Sleeve Sneezer

One who sneezes into their sleeve. This is symbolic of a respectful person

Harold is such a sleeve sneezer. He just held the door for 8 people going into the store

by dylanpeesonpants October 6, 2010

PBR Sneezer

Farting the day after drinking to many PBRs

I got the PBR Sneezers bad today

by SeanyTsunami May 14, 2018

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005