The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.
I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003
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A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
by Kristofolis May 24, 2005
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1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.
"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"
by sneezing4Areason April 19, 2009
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the runny shits
peeing out of your ass
"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."
by Cr@cker May 19, 2005
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The best band to ever hit cape may tech talent show.....and no they didnt sound like screaming girls......i think. Members: Drums; Matt New, Bass; Brian Revoir, Lead Guitar; Nick Rescigno, Singer; Ant Cole.
Dude, did you see Sneezer last night!? They were FEPIC!
by itwasFEPIC November 23, 2009
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Sneezer means jail cell in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.
"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163
by Neil Sapper May 31, 2008
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Someone who dispels their opinions when they are not asked. They say things under their breath, say things to sting other people out of context, or when it is unnecessary. Often someone who is possessed by their own narcissism. They have good opinions they must tell you about. They step into any discussion and tell you what they are thinking.
All the media hosts are sneezers; no one really cares what they think but they say it anyway.
by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022
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