Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

Smoring

its when u get a longggg stick u put a white fluffy thingy and melt it on the fire :) and u get choclate and 2 flat breads and squish it together and its good without choclate :)kinda i only have half bc i dont realy like the white fluffy thingy and the bread lol makes my stomace feel icky :)

goin to go smoring :) at the hotel :)

by Foofie24 July 11, 2011

Sharning

Lit: Shit yarns. When you are yarning (gasbagging) about something, but the subject matter is either boring, not worth talking about, or just plain shit.

Jeff came over the other day and we were sharning for hours.

by MaggieLaughsLast October 23, 2014

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018