shloopie

a silent sounding wet poopie

I've created a shloopie in my pants, hear it??? Oh wait it is non-sounding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hanasin Zhebaul Ehxcooba March 20, 2012

Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

by TheThought January 11, 2013

Shmoopnigger

A Shmoopnigger is a shmoop and nigger in one word so it's like saying you are a nigger with a mop on your head.

Hey blackman, why do you have to be suck a fucking shmoopnigger

by YourlocalJoe December 12, 2019

lil shmoops

when a mom and dad shmoops have a baby

wanna make a lil shmoops

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.

I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!

by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023

schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

shnoopie

when a small white cartoon dog takes a deodrant can sized shit in charlie browns mouth, then proceeds to wipe his arse on the small boys face.

that fucking dog shnoopie'd me again!!!

by Speldugg cottage October 26, 2007