shmooglemuffin

an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"
"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

by oh hey baby July 21, 2009

shwoogie

nigger, cookie, a black person.

that shwoogie be trippin

by gay mankiss October 3, 2005

smoogies

its when you go up to someone and tackle them and kiss them all over

Well if you like him go over and give him some SMOOGIES lol

by KCIN2334 June 4, 2011

Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

Shpoogie

When you accidentally wear the wrong dirty sock and your dehydrated baby soup is reconstituted inside your shoe as a result of friction and sweat. Some may even experience a "slip-and-slide" effect when there is enough ejaculate and sweat that the sock can no longer maintain traction within the shoe.

Dude, I think I pulled a shpoogie on myself.

From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.

Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.

by Rooskadoodle December 1, 2022

Shmooger

A slur used predominantly used against Mexican little people

That shmooger down the street is really nice

by CrustMstBust September 12, 2023

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018