Shmoigle

The currency of Israel, used by many Jews accross the world.

"Sheila, can ya hand me thoity shmoigles? I need to get my sinuses checked again, I'm shvitsin up a fever. Oy!

by ßæ$† March 23, 2009

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

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The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004

schmoids

A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.

I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.

by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008

shmood

being in a weird mood

"shmood"
I'm in the shmood for....

by Highschool student July 4, 2016

shmood

Whenever you’re not in the mood to say mood and you’re slumped and just say shmood.

Erica says “I hate school”
Me “Shmood”

by Erica Alyssa Harris Raney May 17, 2018

covid-shmovid

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

by a_fool March 27, 2020

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006