Shmotz

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

Shmoplife

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop

Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.

by EBO September 29, 2014

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

shmoobs

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

by koworot April 28, 2013

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmorton

A flower that has downs

That flower is a shmorton

by Shmorton hears a who December 28, 2013

Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011