Shrekladdin

Our god shrekladdin is the best god prior to Father sanchez, jacked jesus, and ghost boy.

Me: You should pray to shrekladdin once and a while
Friend: Why
Me: Cause he is our god!

by The Priest Logan December 6, 2019

Shmelps

basically a way of people from Boston saying 'whatever' or 'see ya' or 'yeah right' or anything of that sort.

this is a Boston word.

ex. 1- Guy: i'm getting with mad biddies tonight
other guy: yeeeeeah ok. shmelps!

Teacher: finish your work
girl: shmelps

by redsox ;) July 29, 2009

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014

shmelby

A word that rhymes with shelby.

Nothing rhymes with shelby except shmelby.

by JT20 May 24, 2008

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009