TO Shuffle

To trade any form of weed for nicotine

Bennett: yo chop? You down to TO Shuffle?
Chop: yerrr

by atownchop May 22, 2021

shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008

Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018

Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009

Shuffuck

A phenomenon that takes place in a club or party. The phenomenon starts when shuffle music, for example "Party Rock", gets played and then everyone in the vicinity with the inability to shuffle proceeds to kick madly everywhere, causing embarrassment, pain and emotional hilarity.

"Dude, what happened to your leg?"
"I went to that club last night, it was a total shuffuck"

"That guy is a shuffucker"
"How do you know?"
"His shoe hit my face"

by Banzboy02 December 20, 2011

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

by Shlurfin February 10, 2021