Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie January 11, 2007

Shooping

Shopping and pooping at the same time.

Hey Eliza, wanna go shooping later?

No sorry, i already took a poop

by Nenad617 May 31, 2009

shooping

the act of taking someone's shoes off their feet without their consent and taking off in the opposite direction with said footwear

Omg that homeless man is shooping someone across the street!!!

by KittyKat63012 July 11, 2010

slooping

The act of riding one's dirt bike in the desert.

Dean was a maniac at slooping in his day; he sure took down a lot of cacti and tortoises!

by Sir Sloop A Lot March 26, 2010