Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Shloshing

The act of smoking a lot of marijuana then having anal sex with your partner so recently to smoking the marijuana that when you finish your eyes flash over with the Bob Marley colors
red,yellow, and green

Tim: i was totally Shloshing my girl yesterday.
Jake: oh yeah.

Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.

by Skully Walrus May 17, 2011

Shlobbing

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008