shloncha

a shloncha is a flat basketball.

those hoodlums slashed my ball and left me with this shloncha.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009

Sconched

The moment of realization an individual experiences when a person, object, or idea has became tainted or corrupt.

The fucking mainstream media is completely sconched with left wing idealism’s.

Damn bitch! You ol’ schonch ass.

by SconchAss October 19, 2020

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

sloncher

A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.

God he's such a sloncher just get to the point already

by Livilala March 15, 2015

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020