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shalomie

Jesus is my shalomie
by alabambam June 1, 2009
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Shalom

A genuinely dope name for Incredible people. Others also find it easy to relate with them.
You can't be like me, my name is Shalom
by goldShawn March 23, 2017
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Salomé

Hannah's middle name is Salomé.
by Hannah S. Loveless March 9, 2013
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shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
by some jew February 9, 2008
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Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019
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Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
by youk November 15, 2007
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saloma

A female of Malay descent, is schizophrenic and has a friend called vinod who is depressed and in denial. She is quiet and timid, also has low iq. Most commonly seen in the play Off-centre.
Vinod: Saloma, you're late. Why are you always doing this? I mean, if you don't want to see me, just say so.
Saloma: Vinod, you take the medicine or not?
by ZamZamZam February 27, 2019
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