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Spintistics

The use of statistics in the effort to sway opinion. Commonly used by politicians and economists with an agenda, seeking to use numbers, etc. in the attempt to put their own spin on a situation.
The other day, Senator Richardson was on the news trying to defend his position on relaxing tobacco taxes. Despite the growing number of deaths each year due to smoking, he cited numerous spintistics to suggest it is not as bad as what has been reported.
by mcmarcus June 12, 2008
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sluttistics

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.
I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.
My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018
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Shittification

Identical in meaning to enshittification, but dropping the superfluous "en" prefix to be less cumbersome and more understandable
During the post-pandemic economic downturn, a broad trend of shittification played out across many popular online services. Netflix imposed device limits, YouTube cranked up the amount of ads, AirBnBs got more expensive and some even assigned chores to guests.
by GenTelGuy July 14, 2023
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Shitstick

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.
1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.
by HateMan01 & AllCaffeine March 7, 2009
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Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%
so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics
by rinnua July 5, 2011
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shitstick whistler

Derogatory term for a gay man, or an insult implying homosexualility.

Suggests fellatio on a penis that has been used for anal intercourse.
by droopy dogg May 1, 2009
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