shitwolfe'd

The act of partying, blacking out, where'd your clothes go?, night ending in taco cabana, you fucking partied, you were the master splinter of partying last night

Dude I got so shitwolfe'd last night I woke up naked in a doghouse cuddling a taco.

by hurtturd February 26, 2015

shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.

Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!

by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016

Third world shithole

It’s a place that gets Third world shitholes upset when Donald Trump calls them third world shitholes.

Donald Trump: people from Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador and other third world shitholes are all trying to come to America.

CNN: Donald Trump is racist...

Everyone else: why is it called the third world again? Hmmm must be as hit hole.

by Trump card January 13, 2018

shitholer

An immigrant from a shithole country

I'm a shitholer from a shithole country and I'm proud of it!

by dethsky January 12, 2018

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

shitcolt

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009