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by Chuck192 June 20, 2012
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shitraction

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.
My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.
by Peta J April 2, 2015
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pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.
Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.
by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011
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shitstain

An utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence.
Lyle Wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race. That sawed-off cum-sucking fuckhead would make a good cop.
by fingerman December 29, 2004
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Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.
Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.
by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003
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Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.
Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!
by montaaron11 May 15, 2011
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Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.
A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.
by KidvKat June 24, 2019
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