shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shitrope

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.

"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."

by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitcore

While it's popular to refer to various commercial nu metal and emo bands (as well as some non-commercial punk bands) as shitcore, shitcore as a genre is actually something quite different. It's a pretty self-deprecating and no-fi form of underground music (some of the only real underground music there is currently) that is deliberately awful and humorously pathetic, often created with (or with the help of) shitty computer programs. There are ACTUALLY subgenres within shitcore, ranging from shitgrind to shit rap even, and the lyrics are often obsessed with coprophilia, gay sex, murder, suicide, pedophilia, Hitler, and anything else that can be blatantly offensive, stupid, politically incorrect, or all-around gross.

Examples of shitcore include 50 Ways To Kill Me, Suicidal Rap Orgy, Hitlerbuttsecks, and Kitten Felcher (of which I am a member myself -- good for me, I get an air biscuit).

by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

ShitBox 360

The proper name for Microsoft's Xbox 360, addressing it's non-impressive hardware, pricey downloads, and infamous game destroyer, The Red Ring of Death.

John: What's wrong with you, Bill?

Bill: My Xbox 360 got the Red Ring of Death for the fourth time. I sent it in to Mircosoft.

John: What? I thought you sold that ShitBox 360. Buy a PS3 or a Wii, man.

by DaFunnyMan69 August 5, 2009

shitaroni

a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger.

After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."

by silvercrash February 21, 2010

Shirotarian

1. People who have mad love for Shiro.
2. Someone who does not eat Duba wot. This includes Dulet and Tire sega, although some people claim to be 'modified shirotarian' and will eat these.

Freind- yo join me for lunch
Me- what you got?

Freind- duba wot
Me- Nah bro, I'm shirotarian

by ug1ygod December 30, 2019