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Shitinder

can be used as a boys name or can be used as a replacement word for cusing. often used by young freshmen girls
"Oh shitinder! I left my book at school."
by little nugget December 19, 2011
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shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 30, 2006
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shiticle

a child who never showers, always has a dirty house and will never get pussy.
"shiticle you gay cunt"
by michael hamdomcrombie October 5, 2008
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shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.
wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.
by dj ngar January 24, 2011
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Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.
"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."
by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015
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Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!
by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017
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Sluticide

Wannabe whores who have an eye for committing sluty activity on a regular basis.
Hey Caitlyn, Daija and Amber have just committed sluticide.
by i_hate_skanks September 22, 2011
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