Shitfish

When a big girl with short arms tries to wipe and just smears it from one hole to the other, then the next guy who goes down on her finds that the lake is freshly stocked with brown trout.

I took her home and went down on her and found a whole school of shitfish

by Wygator July 8, 2021

shitfilter

A person who is obsessed with anal sex.

Bobby is such a shitfilter that his cock looks like a candy ber

by Pedro99 September 21, 2006

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

ShitIgothomeworkdue

When you realize you have a shitload of homework to do the night before its due

Guy 1: hey dude wanna go get drunk?
Guy2: Yeah I'm gonna get totally wasted
Walking out the door.....
Guy 2: ShitIgothomeworkdue!!!!!

by original-mvp June 5, 2011

Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.

Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

shitlight

A phrase related to gaslight, gas-light, gaslighting, gas-lighting, but done poorly, obviously, without social tact and/or vehemently.

"You're just manic all the time. I literally can't be around you when you're like that."

So what you're saying is, you can't be around me?

"..-n-no.. I ment–"

Shitlighting. Thanks.

by PookMan144 January 4, 2024

shitamighty

an exclamation of disbelief that something has happened.


see damnamighty

i wreck my truck into a pond but i when i got back home, it was in the driveway

shitamighty thats crazy

by jack bush April 21, 2005