Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs

"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.

by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

Shitcano

When you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. Then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your penis or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.

OMG sally, did you see Mathew stick his enormous penis down Jeremias throat with the runny human feces? I thought it was Mount Saint Helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a GIANT shitcano .

by bobertRJY April 23, 2009