shitbagged

when a punk places a bag of shit in the road, and an unsuspecting loser runs over the bag of feces with their automobile.

That blows! you just got shitbagged!

by Lexieeee May 26, 2008

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc

He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag

by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022

shitballer

someone who is an absolute beast.

person 1: yo wsp homie
person : wsp shitballer hru?
person 1: shitballer??
person 2: yea ur an absolute beast

by shitballerrr February 5, 2022

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

Shitburger

The best food for the best meal of the day

I enjoy eating my girlfriend's shitburgers

by DevilHomer February 10, 2023