shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

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subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

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A term used by students at the University of Colorado at Boulder to describe facilities in the southern Kitteredge area. Known for its poor food at "Shittredge" Dining Hall, the long walks to main campus, and the pretty pond in the center that makes the entire compound smell like raw sewage in the spring and summer. Generally considered the poorest conditions at CU Boulder.

Includes the Andrews, Arnett, Kittredge, Buckingham, and Smith Dorms, Wolf Law, Kitteredge Commons, and the now abandoned law building.

"Hey, do you want to get pizza for dinner, or are we just going to eat at Shittredge?"

"Shittredge sucks, the only benefit we have is we're fucking closer to Taco Bell."

by Lefty118 July 2, 2008

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Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

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