shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

Shit-Faced

When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.

Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.

by Nate G. March 11, 2005

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007

Shit-Faced

Too drunk to move or talk.

Yo dis bitch is shit-faced let's get outta hea bfo she try ta pull a exorsist on us.

by Da PACMAN September 16, 2005

shit-faced

Fucked up cuz u soo drunk

Damn u lookin shit-faced b

by D Money April 1, 2003