dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock

STFU dribbling shitcock!

by hallik September 29, 2003

Shlingcocking

When a female buys a prostetic penis and wears it around her head as a unicorn horn.

Look at thos girls shlingcocking over there! They are so cool!

by The longhorn girls June 1, 2012

shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 30, 2006

Shicockaninies

Male condom

Trojan

by Amanda August 29, 2003

shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009

Skincock

One who often acts like a snippy fuck stick. A real dickhead. Someone who associates themselves with Boy Scouts, and people who find Asians unattractive. Synonyms include touch-hole, dil-hole, fuck stick, cock jockey, pickle-smoocher, trout sniffer, and grundel bundle. If you encounter a Skincock, it is best to counteract their idiocy with a swift kick to the nether-regions.

"Man, that guy was a real skincock."

"His name was Jake Lutke".

by Negrodamus24 October 7, 2010

shicockdamn

exclamation to be used when something bad happens.

chair falls on foot
"shicockdamn"

by fudda April 2, 2005