skewit

to run as fast as you can from someone or something .

yoo you saw that nigga skewit from the police !!

jitt was gone !!!

by kidd kush - bka - Pk ! June 26, 2009

sheeit

longer more dramatic version of the wotd shit

Hostage need to be took alive has just commited suiced
Ssgt. Griggs: "Sheeit, man that kid's got some issues"

by SMUDG3 April 5, 2008

sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"

Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!

by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004

shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

sheits

it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction

Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"

by Youber February 25, 2014

Sherito

A combination of the words 'shit' and 'burrito'. It explains a situation or day that made you feel worse than eating a bad burrito. It can also be used to explain food that tastes worse than a bad burrito.

How was your day today?
Oh, my day was absolutely sherito. Have you had lunch?
Yes, my burger tasted sherito!

by DinkyBinky December 30, 2012

The Shwits

When you have to shit so bad but have no where to relieve yourself your ass crack and body sweat.

While I was shopping at the mall I was struck with the shwits when I couldn't find a restroom in time.

by Ditter shwitzer March 24, 2016