shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

shahrukh

1. hottest guy that will ever exist
2. someone who will never grow old (as in ever)

1. omg shahrukh is so amazingly fine that i just want him
2. shahrukh is not 1080 years old, hes 39

by why do u care? November 22, 2004

Sharun

An Indian name derived form the word "Sharoo", which, according to Indian mythology, I one of the thousand names of Lord Shiva

Pronunciation: Sha-roon

Hi, my name is sharun

by sharunks007 December 6, 2011

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010

Shauruv

A dumb ugly fob who hits on 13 year old girls like r. kelly. Yet one cannot refer to him as r. kelly beacause he gets NO ACTION whatsoever. He falls victim to jokes played by his supposed friends, yet he keeps coming back for more.
Once he made an attempt at friendship at school but was raped in the ass...and liked it.

Big Hitter vs. Big Shitter(Shauruv)

That Shauruv is such a dumbass, he unsuccesfully tried hitting on every member of my family uncluding my dead aunt Lucy...who said no to him.

by Shauruv December 8, 2003

Shatnukah

Actor William Shatner's birthday is March 22. Someone refered to this as 'Shatmas', a Christmas-like celebration of his birthday. But William was raised Jewish, thus celebrated Chanukah. Besides, eight days of Shatner is better than one, right?

Today is Captain Kirk's birthday; Happy Shatnukah!!

by thegrognard April 7, 2011

Shartruce

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

by 3dPulP November 9, 2012