The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.

*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*

by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 22, 2013

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath

Beef between two label companies; Murder Inc (Ja Rule, Ferrari Black, Irv Gotti) and Shady/Aftermath (Eminem, Obie Trice, Dr.Dre, 50 Cent).
Started when Ja Rule saw 50 Cent hanging out with a man who had in the past robbed Ja Rule. Ja Rule then started dissing 50 Cent and just like WWI, allies were drug into the beef.

Ayo, wuchu think about that Murder Inc and Shady/Aftermath beef?
I think Murder Inc got murdered.

by Beedub February 15, 2004

Sharyce

Sharyces are generally shy, or in some way always coming out of their shells. But when they have, they are the funnest kind of person you could ever be around. They are usually goal oriented, determined, or looking out for number one, but always know how to have a good time and balance work and play really well. They love the little things, and almost anything can entertain them. Friends would commonly describe them as "silly," "smart," "likable," "bouncy personality," "Klutz," and "full of common sense." Nicknaming Sharyce is futile, picking something completely out of the blue with absolutley no meaning, or something that has come from an inside joke is most likely to work better than shortening the name. A shorter version of this name as a nickname is most likely used only by parents, generally pisses of Sharyce's causing one to smack you if you use it. (not fun)

sharyce: "...so when you mix hot air with cold air you BUTTERFLY!! omg ITS SO PRETTY!! gotta catch it!!"

by Gregory90 January 10, 2011

Shady Panda

The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.

Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.

by Nasty1932 April 6, 2009

Shady Swayze

The Shady Swazye is a sexual act in which, immediately after a man orgasms, he lifts his partner high over his head, states "I've had the time of my life" and then proceeds to throw his partner as far as possible.

She was so light, when I gave her the Shady Swayze I threw her out the window.

by Board of Directors November 10, 2010

Shady's Back

Refers to Eminem's intro to a few of his songs, notably Without Me from The Eminem Show.

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back...

by Slіm Shady November 13, 2017

Scary Maze Game

A game in which you get a person to navigate through a maze until they get to the narrow point at the top, which then activates a screamer.

That scary maze game scared the heck out of my friend.

by ...___ July 23, 2009