shamWOW

a shitty peice of cloth thats suppose to pick up alot of liquids..

bob: hey phil ever heard of shamWOW?
phil: yeah its a peice of shit!
bob: oh really? how?
phil: just is....

by XxChickaxX April 08, 2009

Shamwow

1) The fucking annoying commercials on tv that either make you want to kill yourself or the guy doing the commercial.

2) When you're having sex and then the girl stops and proclaims "you're real satisfying"

1) wow i fucking hate that commercial for shamwow bro

2)omg you are so good at sex. SHAMWOW

by pjhockey3 May 19, 2009

Shamwow

a two handed handjob, done with bliss and speed. a very particular 78 degree spin must be made in alternating directions with both hands to succeed.

Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!

come on baby....it's my birthday, give me a SHAMWOW!

by ABCs? just have sex October 17, 2009

Shamwow

An alternative way of saying "That's what she said" which is more appropriate for use in public places or around children.

Shamwow.

by Vince-Offer March 30, 2011

shamwow

Verb, meaning to hit or strike someone. It's like roshambo, but with more feeling.

"You STFU! Don't make me come over there and shamwow your ass!"

by kittumkatzum June 12, 2009

Shamwow

Annoying ass product with annoying ass guy, never even consider buying it it doesnt even work.

Oh damn i spilt juice on the carpet, i might as well get the lighter cause shamwow blows dogs for quarters.

by pointertubby April 01, 2009

Shamwow

Slang for sexual intercourse.

Bro: Man, I had some awesome shamwow last night. I destroyed that ham wallet.

by Skullfucked December 27, 2008