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Shitspeare

A bullshit artist, one who makes up stories
He said he participated in the marathon but his account of the experience sounded lime shitspeare
by Count cokula September 19, 2017
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Shakespearezanno

A person who mixes Shakespearean philosophy with modern puns and word play.
To be or not to be, A Shakespearezanno?
by DeserTynker June 14, 2018
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spittin' shakespeare

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!
by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016
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Shakespeare

One of histories first signs of emo.
Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake?
Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
Revenge upon myself with present moan?
What merit do I in myself respect,
That is so proud thy service to despise,
When all my best doth worship thy defect,
Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
--Shakespeare
by Davemeistro April 16, 2006
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Shakespeare

The name not the writer, He's good at basketball he smells good, he can be a player at times and once he makes you fall for him, he'll ditch you. He has the deepest dimples and dresses decent, he's tall and muscular. He is hispanic and has beautiful brown eyes.
Girl 1: woah whos that hoittie over there
Girl 2: I bet you thats a Shakespeare
by iloveshakespeare69 October 10, 2017
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William Shakespeare

An absolute Genius! The greatest person to ever write plays.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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Shakespeare

A method of torture used by English teachers on their students for their own sick amusment and the cause of a surge of sparknotes.com users
did the teach give you shakespeare too?!
by dramagirl3 December 3, 2008
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