senator

An elected official that is part of the upper house of Congress on the state and federal levels in the United States of America. The federal level has exactly 100 senators, while the state levels vary from state to state.

John McCain is a senator from Arizona. There are 99 other senators on the federal level in the United States.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

sexatary

Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.

1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.

(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!

by flo123 August 27, 2005

Sextor

The person or persons participating in Sexting.

Girl: "My boyfriend just send me a naughty pic from his iPhone."
Girl's friend: "He is one fine Sextor."

by The Pious Dog July 3, 2009

sexaterian

someone who is addited to sex.

maaaaaaan you're a sexaterian!

by Devereux and Hodges April 20, 2009

Sexstorative Justice

When your partner does something wrong that can only be redeemed through a sexual act

When I got the credit card statement and saw my wife had 'maxed it out' at the clothes store I just knew that I would be getting some Sexstorative Justice tonight!

by Dodgy-Johnson April 26, 2013

Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007