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Severna Park

i hate driving through severna park people there can not drive all you see down there are ppl swerving all over the road like drunks they need tricycles oh and when i go and race everyones bimmers my honda blows them away and i video record it all. all the snobby ass bitches that think there school is better at sports than anyone else i got a reality check for you, your schools suck, everytime i go through there which is alot i flip off all the dumbass's that are too busy talking on thier cell phones and go to the high schools and beat a few up here and there its a blast i hope everyone reads this and joins me on the beating of all dumbass severna parkies.
That stuck up severna parkie just got his ass beat.

I cant belive i just beat that bmw with my honda figures stuck up bitches cant drive.

severna park athlete: damn i cant belive we lost again damn we suck.

rest of maryland athletes: damn you guys do suck.
by severna park sucks September 19, 2005
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Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".
by Mike April 5, 2005
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Severna Park

"I love J.Crew" "Are you from Severna Park"
by coolest.person.ever. February 28, 2015
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severna park high

Only the best school in the world. All Severna Parkies kick Broadneck ass and the girls are so much hotter and actully have tits you flat chested bitches. So Severna Park High is the best school.
by dude154 May 5, 2005
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Severna Park High

School full of kds who think they arnt spoiled, rich, annoying, and preppy. They really really are. They get raped by many schools in all sprts. Guys act hardcore and say things like "sick brah" and girlshave that bitch please attitude and carry around stupid ass tiny vera bradley backpacks. They arnt even in good conferences, sad pathetic wannabes.
Severna Park just got murderd by Severn and Broadneck in the same week in lacrosse and oh shit! football.
by laxman123456 March 2, 2005
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Severna Park High

Dumb ass pussy sucking ugly fucks. Snooty nose ass bitches. Get a fucking job assholes
by XXN00BMASTER69Xx December 18, 2019
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Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
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