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Broadneck 

a peninsula near annapolis, the capital of maryland, and also the more widely-known baltimore. it links to arnold, a largely residential area, and annapolis, a small seaside city. it's a very nice place to live with an amazing school system, though about 95% of students enrolled in Broadneck high school smoke weed e'eryday. it was an intense rivalry with nearby more commercial severna park. its most densely-populated area is Cape St Clair, normally shortened to the Cape, which is less of a neighborhood and more of a maze. it has a very active party 'scene' for highschoolers and students at nearby anne arundel community college.
kid1: dude, do you want to go down to cape to chill tonight? i hear there's a party.
kid2: nah man, i'm not tryna get lost in broadneck. let's check out severna park.
Broadneck by ohhhhhhhbby April 13, 2010
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broadneck 

basically a poophole cuz they get dumped on in every sport
Broadneck blows at lax
broadneck by Whitie Tai April 22, 2006

Broadneck 

A decent sized bed-town to Annapolis (Maryland's capital). Although all Broadneck residents have an Annapolis address, they know that the Broadneck Peninsula (aka "The Peninsula")is unique and is not like Annapolis. It's small...but it's not Annapolis and it's most definitely not Severna Park...otherwise they wouldn't get their own high school. As far as the high school goes...Broadneck is known for it's high achievements in all fields, music, athletics, and academics. And there's always an ongoing rivalry between Severna Park and Broadneck. Broadneck is home to Sandy Point and the 3 mile long Bay Bridge. All Broadneck kids know that Sandy Point isn't exactly the best place to swim...the water is NOT ideal, but the beach is a great place for laying out and playing frisbee. Broadneck revolves around one main road called College Parkway, which contains the Anne Arundel Community College, but technically, that end is Arnold (Broadneck wannabees). Broadneck also contain O'Laughins, a hot wing hot spot. And then there's "The Cape"...a neighborhood where they put all the people that are absolutely dying to live on the peninsula, or to have their children attend Broadneck, or whatever...bottom line is, house on Broadneck are very expensive, and so, the Cape was built...where THOUSANDS of little houses with no yards were placed...if you don't live in the Cape, I advise you not to go there...you won't come out...
Broadneck is basically just a place where they put all the people who want to live in Annapolis...or work there or something, I dunno...most people see it as a jumble of backroads to downtown...but it's much more...

Broadneck High 

The ultimate high school. It excels in almost everything it does. This includes academics, sports, and music. They are preps mixed with beach bums. Kids wear sandals year 'round and thier biggest rival will always be Severna Park High. Just enter one of the Bneck vs Sp basketball games and you will understand after the loud chants of the kazmaniacs. Also known as bneck
Holy shit you go to Broadneck High! Lucky!
Broadneck High by relax April 13, 2006

Broadneck High 

A high school located on the Broadneck peninsula, located officially in Annapolis (the capital of Maryland) but attended by many in the surrounding town of Arnold. The arch rival of Severna Park High and it's better half, even it's girls are way hotter (not to mention a whole lot less smelly).
Broadneck High by TheSliceFool April 14, 2005

Broadneck High School

Gayest school in Anne Arundel County. All the boys are clones.
Person: Where do you go?
High schooler: I got to broadneck high school
Person:ofn
Broadneck High School by Adolabola October 26, 2019

Broadneck High 

The rival of Severna Park, this school is home of the Bruins (an ugly ass bear). When Severna Park High had to be split in half for population reasons, the worse half went to Broadneck. They may have better football, basketball, and sometimes lacrosse teams but their swim team and field hockey teams are no match for the Falcons.

They may think that Severna Park is a bunch of snobby rich kids, but they don't realize that they're all a bunch of cocky assholes who only care about themselves.
Dude were you at the meet last night? Broadneck High's swim team was MURDERED by Severna Park!

Yeah Falcons! Lets go! FHock those Bruins! Yeah our fhockey team is the shit! Broadneck is shit!
Broadneck High by polobear321 January 25, 2011
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