A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
by edza April 30, 2007
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Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
by Richard Pickman March 15, 2004
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1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006
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Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
by aztjsummer June 16, 2011
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1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
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