Semibisexual

Semibisexual i when you are either gay or straight but you want to feel special so you invent a retarted sexuality like semibisexuality

person1: I think i'm semibisexual

person2: Whats that?

person1: Im bisexual but only to one gender

person2: what gender?

person1: male

person2: you fucking retard your straight now stop trying to feel important before i shoot whats left of your brain

by Terry Tells Truths April 19, 2022

Semi Separated

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.

Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.

by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006

dirty sammie

A bad bitch that you can’t kill

Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie

by Lola Donald April 15, 2020

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011

The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021