Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
Get the Selfish Shellfish mug.1.Considered the Panama City for high and middle schoolers.
2. Where dumbass kids come to try their first cigarettes or get a bj.
3. Tourist trap.
4. Place where the rickshaw drivers get laid constantly by fund 15 year old sloots.
5. Where SWHS students go to fuck every bitch and tell all the tourists they're locals cause there is nothing better to do.
6. Where cops just want to ruin the fun and illegal;) activities of kids at 10:30pm.
2. Where dumbass kids come to try their first cigarettes or get a bj.
3. Tourist trap.
4. Place where the rickshaw drivers get laid constantly by fund 15 year old sloots.
5. Where SWHS students go to fuck every bitch and tell all the tourists they're locals cause there is nothing better to do.
6. Where cops just want to ruin the fun and illegal;) activities of kids at 10:30pm.
Bro let's got to seaside and look like we're frat so we can get some dome by some middle school girls
by The honest truth April 7, 2015
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Using someone else's cell phone and intentionally taking hundreds of selfies so that you eat up all of the phone's spare memory and cause them much work deleting the pics.
Sorry, I can't download that cool app because my daughter selfie raped my phone and I have no available memory.
by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015
Get the Selfie Rape mug.My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Get the dog selfie mug.Selfies are a style of photography wherein
1) the photographer's own face is included in the photograph,
2) and the camera is held by the photographer when the photo is taken.
Other optional elements are often associated with selfies. Use of a mirror is common, especially mirrors found in dirty, unphotogenic bathrooms. Bathrooms are a popular location for selfies since so many believe that the worse everything around them looks in the photo, the better they will appear by comparison.
Immediate upload of the photo to social media is also optional, but generally not recommended. By reviewing the photo on a large computer monitor one has a better chance to find and remove unintended, possibly embarrassing elements from the photo before others see it. Upload of the photo after reviewing it on a large screen is also not recommended, since most selfies suck anyway and are rarely actually worth sharing.
Having selfies be poor quality for other reasons (such as being out of focus or having motion blur due to using too slow a shutter speed in low light) is also a popular technique. Having the photo further ruined by application of bizarre and ugly filters and special effects, in order to try to conceal how poor quality the photo was in the first place, is also popular.
The term selfie is often misused. Selfies are a subgenre of self-photography. It is wrong to use "selfie" to refer to self-photographs in general.
The following methods of self-photography are NOT selfies:
1) the photographer's own face is included in the photograph,
2) and the camera is held by the photographer when the photo is taken.
Other optional elements are often associated with selfies. Use of a mirror is common, especially mirrors found in dirty, unphotogenic bathrooms. Bathrooms are a popular location for selfies since so many believe that the worse everything around them looks in the photo, the better they will appear by comparison.
Immediate upload of the photo to social media is also optional, but generally not recommended. By reviewing the photo on a large computer monitor one has a better chance to find and remove unintended, possibly embarrassing elements from the photo before others see it. Upload of the photo after reviewing it on a large screen is also not recommended, since most selfies suck anyway and are rarely actually worth sharing.
Having selfies be poor quality for other reasons (such as being out of focus or having motion blur due to using too slow a shutter speed in low light) is also a popular technique. Having the photo further ruined by application of bizarre and ugly filters and special effects, in order to try to conceal how poor quality the photo was in the first place, is also popular.
The term selfie is often misused. Selfies are a subgenre of self-photography. It is wrong to use "selfie" to refer to self-photographs in general.
The following methods of self-photography are NOT selfies:
1. Photographing just one's own penis does not constitute a selfie. (Even if the camera is handheld, it doesn't qualify to be called a selfie unless the photographer's face is in the photo. Putting your other "head" in the photo doesn't count.)
2. Mounting the camera on a tripod, or resting it securely on a table, and using a timer to take the photo is not a selfie. (Camera must be held by the person for it to be a selfie.)
3. Using a throwable camera that automatically snaps at panoramic photo when at the top of the throw is not a selfie.
4. Dropping your camera on the ground and being lucky enough that instead of breaking it accidentally takes a photo of you is not a selfie.
5. Mounting your camera on a wild goat and having it take many photos while it charges at you is not a selfie.
2. Mounting the camera on a tripod, or resting it securely on a table, and using a timer to take the photo is not a selfie. (Camera must be held by the person for it to be a selfie.)
3. Using a throwable camera that automatically snaps at panoramic photo when at the top of the throw is not a selfie.
4. Dropping your camera on the ground and being lucky enough that instead of breaking it accidentally takes a photo of you is not a selfie.
5. Mounting your camera on a wild goat and having it take many photos while it charges at you is not a selfie.
by Otisepote March 12, 2014
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Person 2: Oh, that's Selbi.
Person 1: REALLY?! Is she by any chance an awesome girl who is extremely legit?
Person 2: Oh, that's Selbi.
Person 1: REALLY?! Is she by any chance an awesome girl who is extremely legit?
by harryboqueen January 17, 2011
Get the Selbi mug.When a you take a picture of yourself and it turned out well. Can be used sarcastically, or literally.
Friend: "Wow, that's actually a pretty good picture man."
Me: "Yeah, my selfie game too strong, haha."
Me: "Yeah, my selfie game too strong, haha."
by Not Your Average Superhero April 7, 2014
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