airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.

That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!

by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

security

Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.

by Qbert July 31, 2004

Security Breach (FNAF)

This is a game developed by Steel Wool Studio’s and Scott (Original owner) it’s about getting stuck in a pizza place and needing to do tasks to escape until 6am you can either stay at one point or leave.

Yooooooo Wanna play Security Breach (FNAF) ? Yeah sure dude.

by Α January 12, 2022

Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.

Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.

by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010

Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015