self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

Seaera

The Real and true definition of "Seaera" is when you type "Sierra" in the search box.

Ex. That person who wrote that obviously hates a "seaera".

by TACOPACO July 19, 2012

seater

A seater refers to a pillion ride on the seat of a bicycle. Also known as a 'backie'.

Boy one: "Awww go on, gimme a seater my bike's got a flat tyre!"

Boy two: "Ummm... Nah. To be honest, i've never really liked you all that much."

Boy two cycles away.

by Eradeziel July 28, 2008

Barbie Searer

The most absolutly perfect i have ever met. if only we were going to the same school next year, that would be awesome. She has the most beautiful eyes and the best body. i am going crazy about her. i want her to to like me too.

Yo, Barbie is probally the hottest looking around, and she does high jump.

by some guy who likes a from U-ville May 10, 2005

Seiner

The name for the romantic relationship between Hayner and Seifer (two residents of Twilight Town) in the video game Kingdom Hearts II. Created by fans, it is not canon, but closer to a crack pairing. Also known as SeiferxHayner.

There are really not enough Seiner fanfictions out there.

by JadeRzeznic March 2, 2009

sexnerd

n. Not your typical nerd. An intellectual who reads for pleasure, and knows upwards of four languages. However, sexnerds are deceptively goodlooking, and posses hidden sex appeal. Look for high cheekbones and captivating eyes. Sexnerds are literary, but never pretentious. Usually comes with sexnerd glasses. Maybe even a British accent.

That sexnerd was hot with his psychology book and framed glasses.

by rey March 9, 2005

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004