scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

scuttle bitch

A woman who is slut. A woman who is out only looking for a hookup. A woman not looking for love. A slut, whore, hooker ect.

Amber thinks Jennifer is a scuttle bitch so she won't hang out with her.
I am on the lookout for a scuttle bitch tonight.

by periodlover April 6, 2015

Scuttler

1. A dirty girl who will get stupidly drunk, lose all control, and get off with anybody and everybody, often to the embarrassment of their friends. The victim will have the piss ripped out of them for ages because they were stupid enough to score the scuttler, which presents no challenge and can not be applauded.

2. A girl who will gladly take your heart and then stab you in the back/stomp on your balls, usually by getting off with another bloke. E.g. 'She scuttled on you' or 'you were a victim of a scuttler'

The latest Bond girl is a scuttler; when bond finds out that she betrayed him for the money and her ex-lover his face says it all: "the dirty scuttler! I'll kill her."

What happened to your girlfriend dude?
Oh, she scuttled on me.

I can't believe she scuttled!

Watch out for the dirty scuttlers tonight

by Simon Ratters November 30, 2006

scuttler

Slang name for an Asian (more commonly Singaporean) native who typically walks with out any attempt to pick up their feet, hence scuttling. Originally given to the older generation (bent over types due to lack of Calcium during life) it has been generalised to cover the younger population in recent years

Look at the queue of Scuttlers over there...

by Expat January 7, 2004

scuttlebug

verb: - the act of placing or attempting to place one's testicles inside the anus or vagina of a female sex partner.

Can also be used as a noun.

"I was going to scuttlebug her, but I decided to go wounded dove instead."

by cumberfucker March 10, 2008

scuttle

The art of 'poking' a bird.

See sweet love

Alright lads, I scuttled that fat beeatch Leanne last night, she stank.

by Dave Henderson April 14, 2003