The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.
Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
by MrYamiUrSimp May 10, 2022
Get the Schleifenschlampe mug.A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
by coolkid10 April 24, 2009
Get the Bohner Scale mug.An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.
*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.
Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011
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Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:
(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).
(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.
(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."
DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.
Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:
(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).
(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.
(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."
DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.
(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?
B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"
(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."
(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?
B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"
(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."
(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"
by OED online October 21, 2010
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A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.
by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012
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