scrungebaggers

People who show up for work sick and infect others when they should have stayed home

Those scrungebaggers came to work coughing and sneezing and complained all day about not feeling well.

by Macystar March 2, 2014

scrungaloid

1: An individual of such low intelligence that they are so wholly incapable of any form of independent thought that their stupidity becomes a physically transmissible form of mental retardation and a genuine memetic hazard; a retarded zombie; somebody who's stupidity causes normally rational people to become sympathetic to Genocidal or antisemitic doctrines.

2: Somebody more stupid than a flat earther, stupid enough to deserve being killed or sterilized against their will; an example of logic supporting the practice of eugenics attempted during the Holocaust.

3: The gravitational singularity formed when enough stupidity clusters together in one individual to collapse under its own weight, forming an intellectual event horizon from which no intelligence can escape.

4: Anita Sarkeesian.

I'm tired of Tod's anti-vaxxer bullshit, scrungaloids like him should be forced to wear an armband.

by George Carlin's Ghost December 12, 2018

scrunge dust

The grungy, dusty material, usually gray in color, that is produced as the result of "scratching off" an instant lottery ticket or some other card-like item, which has a coating over some areas, to conceal the printing underneath from view, until a later time.

The entire area of the convenient store, where folks scratch lottery tickets was caked with scrunge dust.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

Scrunga

What you can say to a fellow Squeegle-Skrunk without being racist

Squeegle-Skrunk1: Hey what’s up Scunger
Human1: Hey Scrunga
Squeegee-Skrunk1: what did you call me
Human1: I said it with a soft A not the hard er

Squeegle-Skrunk1: Ok honkey

by IdeasMadeHere August 5, 2023

Scrunge

A gay three way sex position in which a man holds another man’s anus open with his toes; the man gets anally penetrated by the other man. Then the man who held it open with his toes gets toe fungus that is blue, black, pink, and purple.

You: Hey Fred, who do you scrunge with?

Fred: Larry and Sam.

by McScrunger October 10, 2018

scrunko

A genre of music created by mixing the styles of Ska, Rock, Punk, and Emo. Possibly the new musical revolution of the 21st century.

Dude, have you heard that band The Runs?! They frickin' rock the scrunko like I ain't never heard. sheeit.

by forevercha0s November 4, 2004

scrunged

The unwant depositing of semen in a woman vagina.

My girl friend Mary didn't want sex last night, but I scrunged in her pussy anyway.

by Simone Razzano February 21, 2008