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Scrunge

The line of dirt left over between the dust pan and broom that is near impossible to pick up and pisses you off.
Dude 1: "hey I finished sweeping. But I just can't get the Scrunge"
Dude 2: "Damn I hate the Scrunge"

"THE SCRUNGE IS EVIL"
by Newborn Jesus October 3, 2013
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A gay three way sex position in which a man holds another man’s anus open with his toes; the man gets anally penetrated by the other man. Then the man who held it open with his toes gets toe fungus that is blue, black, pink, and purple.
You: Hey Fred, who do you scrunge with?

Fred: Larry and Sam.
by McScrunger October 10, 2018
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Derogatory term used to describe large amounts of unsightly pubic hair. Commonly found on men who don't clean underneath their fingernails they are also a major choking hazard when performing cunnilingus on girls who should get themselves a ladyshaver.
"YUCK! She had a massive scrunge, there were things living in it!"
by Agent-80 October 1, 2005
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A small amount of facial hair on the chin area.
I hate my boyfriends scrunge.
by Rhameil August 5, 2012
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when you bend your toes inwards tightly
When Allie got on the roller coaster, she would scrunge her toes in fear
by VoodooBee May 21, 2020
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When buzzfeed says that gen z is making fun of millenials for clout even though gen z doesn’t actually care
Buzzfeed: “Gen Z says side parts are illegal”
Millenials: “omg how dare they?!? not my side part I look so ugly without it”
Gen z: “what about side parts? I’ve literally never heard anyone say that. That’s just another scrunge”

Buzzfeed: “Gen Z is now using Cheugy to hate on millenials
Millenials: *tears*
Gen Z: “buzzfeed just scrunged again. Relax”
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Coming from Scottish and grunge, Scrunge is a genre but also so much more. Scrunge is like you haven't taken a shower in two weeks but you've never felt cleaner in your life. Scrunge is free feeling of flying without leaving the ground. Scrunge is a state of mind.
I've been really getting into scrunge recently.
by yes0908765 May 9, 2022
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