scrub goggles

Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.

I must have had scrub goggles on, 'cause Dr. Smith did not look good when we went out to dinner.

by CThumbelina February 14, 2012

fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping

"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"

by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Scrumblo

A funky and cute small fictional character

That kid's name is Louey, he's a cute little scrumblo

by MonikaTheGay February 20, 2022

scramblas

Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.

Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.

by Jonty72 July 23, 2009

Scrubble Bath

Someone who is absolutely terrible at a specific task. Being such a scrub that the word "scrub" doesn't quite cover it.

That man is such a scrubble bath at COD. He went 0 and 40.

by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

OGL scrub

a pitiful cs player(s). this term is so popular it has even spread past CS.

clanner1: Yo man that fucking OGL scrub couldn't even kill me when I was planting.
clanner2: Kick them the fuck out of the server and lets find a new scrim.

by clipz March 13, 2005