myspace scrooge

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

by Bill Nye the MySpace Guy January 9, 2008

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

go Scrooge yourself

A phrase used when someone shows particular animosity towards the Christmas spirit, commonly to get them to bugger off and get with the season. Usually, it acts and supplements as a more personable and holiday appropriate way of telling someone 'go screw yourself'.

Person #1: Come on, turn off that Christmas music! It's so irritating!

Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.

Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.

Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.

by ksamehtesol November 28, 2009

Scrooter

The area of skin between the scrotum and anus, or vagina and anus. See also "choad" and "gooch".

Mens scrooters are bigger than womens (usually).

by Parallax August 5, 2003

scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Scrooge-Ass-Bitch

A cunt/asshole who HATES Christmas or tries to ruin it any chance they get.

Fred: Fuck Christmas, the holiday is worthless.
Niall: Don't be a Scrooge-Ass-Bitch

by Voldemario December 20, 2014

scrooge mcduck

It is when you are recieving oral sex from a female, and you take a pocket full of change(preferably gold dollas) and throw it in her face. Like a ballah.

Imma scrooge mcduck your girlfriend.

by slimwafflestien October 8, 2006